just in time for Independence Day

let us give thanks this week that we live in the United States, the greatest country in the world, where our Constitution guarantees us the right to guns, speedy trials, and lap dances for all!

even as an atheist, what can i possibly say but god bless America?

when you see this, post... (via jonquil)

a couple of quotations from your own favorite writers. These should be people you read over and over again, not people who had one great idea; go ahead and do it from memory, mistakes and all.

but all the same
i wish there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself
-- Don Marquis


She was a heavy-lidded woman, sinfully trailing the scent of moist, but dying, camellias.
-- Thorne Smith