fuckin' A, baby
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mountain_laureli have achieved a (relatively) svelte 48-36-45, and still shrinking. considering that at my peak i was running about 55-47-55, and the smallest i can be reasonably expected to get is 44-32-42, i'm feeling extremely pleased with life this morning. four more inches! four more inches!
of course, just in case, i've still got that pair of green tie-dyed jeans (men's Levis, 32x32) that i let people write on at a con ~20 years ago. [1] (some of you may even remember these jeans. they say "MINE" across the seat in great big letters. what was that chick's name again? the really hot one John Randolph was dating who blew up her neighbors' dog and stole their horse?) hey, i squeezed into them five years ago, for a brief shining moment. it could happen again!
but only if the monkeys fly out of my butt. they take up a certain amount of space.
[1] can you believe, i actually thought i was fat when i wore those jeans? fat! i mean, i looked in the mirror and saw rolls of fat. at 5'6", 145 lbs., wearing a DD cup, with a very large frame. (they measure the width of your elbow joint. i forget what the scale is, but the doctor said i have the largest measurement on the womens' scale. Hulk SMASH!) gee, thanks, mom and dad! without you, i might have thought i was a normal size or something!
of course, just in case, i've still got that pair of green tie-dyed jeans (men's Levis, 32x32) that i let people write on at a con ~20 years ago. [1] (some of you may even remember these jeans. they say "MINE" across the seat in great big letters. what was that chick's name again? the really hot one John Randolph was dating who blew up her neighbors' dog and stole their horse?) hey, i squeezed into them five years ago, for a brief shining moment. it could happen again!
but only if the monkeys fly out of my butt. they take up a certain amount of space.
[1] can you believe, i actually thought i was fat when i wore those jeans? fat! i mean, i looked in the mirror and saw rolls of fat. at 5'6", 145 lbs., wearing a DD cup, with a very large frame. (they measure the width of your elbow joint. i forget what the scale is, but the doctor said i have the largest measurement on the womens' scale. Hulk SMASH!) gee, thanks, mom and dad! without you, i might have thought i was a normal size or something!
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Re: Beth..
Date: 2005-10-07 11:01 pm (UTC)it's just that she's also insane. very insane. you know how they say you should never sleep with anyone who's crazier than you? well, i won't even hang out with someone crazier than me, because goddammit, that's just way too fucking crazy.