magnetic and pantsless

courtesy of haineux, who is really living up to his name today, one of the most appalling recipes i've ever encountered: Bacon Snack Bars.

because what could be better for body and soul than a snack made from bacon, peanut butter, Tang, breakfast cereal, refined sugar, and corn syrup?

i mean, other than rat poison.

(yes, i've already seen the Gallery of Regrettable Food.)