shit you can't make up

via opadit: Terri Schiavo's parents have agreed to sell their list of supporters to a direct-mailing firm.

note date on article: this is not, apparently, an april fools' joke.

then again, apparently Local 6 News gets all the funniest news: A 19-year-old man in Orange County, Fla., wanted for allegedly killing his 5-month-old daughter was arrested at a tattoo parlor while getting a halo, wings and his daughter's name tattooed on his back.