mountain_laurel (
mountain_laurel) wrote2005-01-17 06:21 pm
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says it all, really
on the eve of my 38th birthday, i stop at the grocery store for beer and curry paste. as i place my items on the counter, the clerk eyes me and says, "can i see some ID please?"
i manage a hollow laugh.
"just kidding!" he says, and scans the beer.
i was going to post a long, angst-filled screed about how i'm only two years from going my entire 30s without having sex, but after that, i don't think i really need to.
i manage a hollow laugh.
"just kidding!" he says, and scans the beer.
i was going to post a long, angst-filled screed about how i'm only two years from going my entire 30s without having sex, but after that, i don't think i really need to.
Happy Birthday!
BTW clerks like that are the reason I only use self checkout at the grocer....the less human contact I have to deal with, the less chance someone gets hurt.