weird news roundup

[mountain_laurel]

once again, in lieu of any interesting or personal information, i bring you random weird shit.

• Alistair Cooke's corpse jacked for parts
  
• Bin Laden's neice does racy photo shoot for GQ, says she just wants to be accepted here
  
• Cat recovers from one shooting, only to die from a second -- my first reaction to this was "what kind of asshole shoots a cat?" my second reaction was "what kind of moron lets his cat back out after it's been shot?"
  
• American Family Association pushes xmas gift boycott for next year. i never thought i'd say this about that particular group, but -- good on ya!
  
• how do you make kangaroo meat sound more appetizing? rename it "Australus." am i the only one who thinks "Australus" sounds more like a close cousin of santorum?
  
• Masked crusader nailed for drunk driving. my god, what's the world coming to?