i rest my case

[mountain_laurel]

Mel Gibson's next film to be in Mayan (link courtesy scothen_krau)

i consider this to be the final proof of my coma theory. for christ's sake, would somebody please wake me the fuck up? for the love of all that's profane, wake me from this hideous nightmare!

Comments

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Don't fret; Mel's just gone batshit insane. If he were a Scientologist, people wouldn't be talking about Tom Cruise right now because Mel would've been jumping on Oprah's couch years ago.

[scothen-krau.livejournal.com]

I'm tellin' ya. A billion dollars. And that's just domestic.

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

That's all fucked up. What's this movie going to be about, inventing zero? dying of smallpox? Tell me this isn't going to be a cinderella sports story featuring pelota.

Enough, Mel! Shaddap, and don't come back until they make with the Chicken Run sequel!

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

He's already been crucified. Now he wants to be sacrificed to ensure that the sun rises tomorrow.

Or something like that.

The way things are going, he'd only do a CR sequel if the dialogue consisted entirely of clucking and squawking.

[scothen-krau.livejournal.com]

Seriously, my guess is it will have something to do with the Mayan Long Count.