today's survey

what are the three stupidest and/or most inappropriate things anyone's ever said to you on a first date?

mine, in no particular order:

• "my ex-girlfriend had a really bad problem with excessive earwax." (gory details elided)
  
• "i used to date this woman who was seriously multi-orgasmic. she could come like 50 times in a row."
  
• "i'm planning to move to hawaii as soon as possible."
  

your turn.

what a damn shame.

not only am i unsatisfied with the image quality on the new monitor, one of the menu buttons on the front doesn't work. and so, i shall return it, and go hunting for a new monitor in person over the weekend, assuming i don't end up spending the whole time working my ass off.

on the up side

iceberg is napping happily on the old monitor, which has been one of his favorite spots for years.