not much to say

yesterday bc and i, filled with the righteous flame of nothing-better-to-do, went to Redwood City for a fun-filled afternoon. first we went to Ben Franks for chili dogs, chili fries, onion chips, and other deliciously fat-filled foods. once we had sated our twisted desires, we adjourned to the local mini-golf castle, where we were disappointed by the general lameness of the course. we did, however, win some useless plastic trinkets with our one free token each in the arcade.

later, i did some ill-advised haranguing of TomF after he whined about his lack of a love life on nerdsholm. at the time, it seemed pretty obnoxious of him, but with 12 hours' perspective, i'm starting to wonder if i wouldn't have let it pass if a certain other nh'er hadn't been egging me on.

today, ronebofh and 2wanda are coming over for dinner. i'm making beer can chicken, corn on the cob, and potato salad, and picking up a key lime pie from Trader Joe's. whee!

so yesterday morning...

...i decided that i was going to compose a new personal ad. not so i would meet people -- i no longer think that personal ads are a worthwhile way for me to meet people -- but with the express goal of 1) making it into "best of craigslist" and 2) not actually getting asked out.

here is the ad.

so far, i've got six responses. all comment on how funny the ad is. one mysteriously tells me it must have taken "courage" for me to post it. two actually want to meet me anyway, so i've failed in at least half of my goal. but my favorite response is this one:

After reading your post I think squashing my balls in a vice might be a better altenative then meeting you( No Offense) please have a real great sense of Humor and BTW ,Fuck Normal

oh yeah.