a cry for help

it appears from a casual web search that the classic t-shirts i remember from my youth, featuring the slogan "MARYLAND IS FOR CRABS", are no longer available anywhere. i did find a couple of online auctions for vintage ones, but that's just ridiculous.

Marylanders, i beg of you: if you see such a t-shirt, get me one! ideally it should be the trashy women's style shirt, but i'll accept the default t-shirt as well. note that it must fit a 48" chest.

i will be eternally grateful.