i'm probably the last person on the planet to see this, but...

Qveere Eye for thye Medieval Man. Ovr Lorde in heaven! Is that last yeares potatoe sacke?

hmm.

i dreamed last night that my parents and i were clearing out their house in order to move.

i expect that's significant in some way.

urgent news bulletin

my tomatoes have not grown discernibly since yesterday. i know, because i've checked about 20 times today. ye gods, when will this infernal torment cease?