today is the first day...

...of my eighth year of unwilling celibacy.

first person to say "be patient, there's someone out there for you" gets the usual foot/ass treatment. patience, my ass. you try going this long having gotten interest from only two people -- one of whom was an alcoholic nutcase who felt it was unreasonable to expect him to show up for dates more than 50% of the time and the other of whom was a creep who called you a dyke because you turned him down when he asked for sex on the second date after you'd already turned him down for a third -- and see how patient you feel, sparky.

believe me, if it were possible to not feel defective and undesirable after this long alone, i would find a way.

i am having a very, very bad day.

hilarious maxis email of the day

i couldn't make this shit up:

OK... I realize this might be embarassing for someone, but... earlier today, I found something in the men's room. It was shiny and bright, with a couple of lovely gems in it... and spelled out the name of one of the most famous (now deceased) female impersonators of all time.

IF this item is yours, and IF you have the cajonies to reclaim it... B_____ has it.

S.