Oct. 1st, 2004

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Self-professed serial killer Richard "R.P." White leads authorities to burial site

heh. heh heh heh.

(no, it's not our rpwhite. but it sure did give me pause for a moment before i saw the photo.)
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this afternoon, i will join some co-workers in a conference room where we will spend 45 minutes listening for profanities in music they're considering for The Urbz.

this is only the second strangest thing an employer has asked me to do, but it is by far the coolest.
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ten of us sat together in a room. we were told to listen for anything that we thought sounded like a dirty word in any language any of us understands (represented were English, French, Spanish, and Mandarin), being completely subjective, rather than objective. Bart played us six tracks recorded especially for 'The Urbz' by the Black Eyed Peas and i think a couple of other artists (how would i know who the kids are listening to these days?), some in Simlish, some in slurred, barely comprehensible English. evidently the female singer wouldn't sing in Simlish unless we paid her a lot more, so we settled for English. whatever.

between us, we heard 'hot rape porn', 'bastard', 'shit', 'bitch', 'fuck', and 'cock' -- lots of 'cock'. a couple of the songs were so suggestive they made a couple of the guys blush. one of them was so suggestive i had to cross my arms across my chest to conceal the, er, evidence. suggestive, however, even the phrase "keep on bouncing" repeated over and over again, is allowed; it's only explicit language that's verboten. what-the-fuck-ever.

and, of course, this being a Maxis game, there was a whole lot of WOOHOO!

less than a year here, and already i can't hear "woohoo!" without immediately thinking of sex.
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Scalia tells a packed auditorium at Harvard that group sex eliminates social tension.

quote:
He made a similar remark in a speech Sept. 20 in Washington, to chuckles from the crowd at the conservative Ethics and Public Policy Center, while making the point that judges can have personal moral judgments. It is not judges' role to impose them on citizens, he said.

"Let me make it clear that the problem I am addressing is not the social evil of the judicial dispositions I have described. I accept, for the sake of argument, for example, that sexual orgies eliminate social tension and ought to be encouraged," Scalia said with a smile.

Scalia further speculated on the number of people required for an orgy: "Presumably it is some number between five and the number of people required to fill the Coliseum."

just when you think you know a guy...
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i just realized i have four jazz songs about cowboys. (well, OK, one of them is just Sinatra singing "Home on the Range", but it counts!)

the other three are:

Cow Cow Boogie
I've Got Spurs (that jingle jangle jingle)
The Ballad of Thelonious Monk

anyone who comes up with others in the genre gets a copy of the mix CD when i burn it. assuming anyone but me wants a mix cd of jazz songs about cowboys.

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