when grannies go bad

an elderly woman in indiana beat up the cops who came to check on her welfare and arrested her live-in caretaker.

of all the people in the world i wouldn't want to be, right now these two cops are at the top of the list.

craigslist comes through again

How to eat Puzzy [sic], a step by step tutorial. take it from me, gentlemen, this guy may not be able to spell, but he knows what he's talking about.

i should print this out and mail copies to all my exes.

( quoted in case this doesn't make it to best-of )

you know you're x when y

this is by far the most accurate "you know you're _____ when _____" list i've ever seen: You know you're from SF when...

only two or three of these didn't apply to me. god, i'm so ashamed. and i don't even live in the city!