who's weirder: korea or utah?

terrorist beer, or getting a massage with your cat?

kids these days

• Teens accused of killing homeless man 'for fun'
  
• Girl, 9, charged in fatal stabbing
  
• Teen kills 5 in Ohio
  
• 2nd suspect held in beating death
  
• Teen charged over girl found in landfill
  
• Young killer faces armed robbery charge
  

everybody was kung fu fighting

BANGKOK (Reuters) - Five Thai Buddhist monks have been defrocked and fined after a brawl with monks from a nearby temple, police and newspapers said Tuesday.

The street fight was the culmination of years of antagonism between monks from the two temples who had often exchanged curses, insults and rude gestures as they collected alms on different sides of a road, the Manager newspaper said. [...]

i swear i've seen this movie before.

they fight crime!

this is a particularly good one:

He's a deeply religious moralistic grifter gone bad. She's a bloodthirsty tomboy mermaid living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

i'm thinking... hey, if you can have albino alligators in the sewers of new york, why not bloodthirsty mermaids?

now, who you cast as a bloodthirsty sewer mermaid is a whole other question.

desperate plea

please, mommy, make Elton John go away!