painfully obvious parallels

Sunscreen does not encourage more sunbathing - study.

craigslist follies

missed connections can be so charmingly odd:

Bonny Doon nude beach Sunday - m4w -- "Sorry about the erection..."
you were in a wet suit.. and from siberia
I lie in wait aka 24
the girl at balboa theater on saturday noon
I crashed down..

and sometimes sad:

lost Hannah, Spring of Israel, for heroin

and sometimes they just make you clutch your head like a stunned monkey:

POLICEMEN--VS--FIREMEN