mountain_laurel | Dec. 24th, 2005

once again, in lieu of any interesting or personal information, i bring you random weird shit.

Alistair Cooke's corpse jacked for parts
Bin Laden's neice does racy photo shoot for GQ, says she just wants to be accepted here
Cat recovers from one shooting, only to die from a second -- my first reaction to this was "what kind of asshole shoots a cat?" my second reaction was "what kind of moron lets his cat back out after it's been shot?"
American Family Association pushes xmas gift boycott for next year. i never thought i'd say this about that particular group, but -- good on ya!
how do you make kangaroo meat sound more appetizing? rename it "Australus." am i the only one who thinks "Australus" sounds more like a close cousin of santorum?
Masked crusader nailed for drunk driving. my god, what's the world coming to?

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