stupid people on parade

• 17-year-old asks to be hit with a car 'for fun'
  
• man pawns laptop containing photos of him molesting a five-year-old girl
  
• Florida 'real estate tycoon' is bitten when he shows off for guests by jumping onto an alligator's back
  
• heart research foundation's accountant embezzles money to pay his dominatrix
  
• woman treasures Richard Nixon's half-eaten sandwich for 46 years
  
• pastor spanks 13-year-old girl for claiming she was sexually abused
  
• and for our "only in San Francisco" story, KRON tv changes its address (but not its location) because a station exec's astrologer said '1001' was a bad number for business

yep, people are still dumb all over.