mountain_laurel | worst. author. EVAR. (Reply)

i no longer think my writing is too goofy to publish. however, i will continue to keep the world safe from it, unlike Sandra Hill, author of "Truly, Madly Viking."

Jorund Ericsson was on a quest to locate his missing brother when Thora, the mind-reading whale, found a way not only to communicate with Jorund but also a way to deliver him naked as the day he was born to the year 2000.

Claiming to be a Viking warrior, Jorund finds himself in a psychiatric hospital among the oddest assortment of lackwits he'd ever seen - and under the care of Dr. Maggie McBride. Now, in addition to his quest to locate his missing brother, Jorund must prove his sanity, contend with his growing attraction to Maggie, and get back to his own time where he belongs. But is his destiny in the year 998 AD or in Maggie McBride's 21st century arms?

for fuck's sake, a mind-reading, time-traveling whale? what the fuck?

check out some of her other books. compared to this crap, i'm fucking Dostoevsky.

be afraid. be very afraid.