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yesterday in the Half Price Books, i joked to [livejournal.com profile] valkyrie_kitten that i'd looked everywhere but they just didn't have any "bland midwestern" cookbooks.

"oh," she said, "don't worry, i have lots."

sure enough, when we got home she produced the "A Taste Of Country" cookbook, published by the Jasper County Care Facility.

so. here's what country tastes like:

5 Soup Casserole


1 can cream of chicken soup
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can cream of celery soup
1 can chicken and rice soup
1 can vegetable beef soup
2 lbs. hamburger
1 lg. bag chow mein noodles

Brown hamburger and drain. Add all soups and half of noodles. Top with remaining noodles. Bake at 350° for 30-35 minutes. This makes alot! [sic] -- Kelly Seals


and i thought that was pretty bad. then i found this:

6 Can Casserole


1 can chicken rice soup
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can Chinese noodle (sm.)
1 can French style green beans (drained)
1 can evaporated milk
1 can tuna, turkey, chicken, or ham

Grease casserole dish. Mix all ingredients and put in pan. Crush potato chips over top. Bake at 350° until bubbly, 45 minutes to 1 hour. -- Jo Smead

help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. you're my only hope.
mountain_laurel: (BABY!)
this page seems relatively innocuous, but somehow, you get the sense there's something a little off about this guy. maybe it's the demented gleam in his eye. maybe it's the bit about "hip-high, man-pleasin' boots." and wait a minute -- who wears hip waders with a wetsuit? much less two pairs of hip waders?

you'll find out if you scroll all the way to the bottom and click his jockpouch. which you should not do if you're at work. or if your mom is looking over your shoulder. unless your mom is Rubberella (VERY NSFW).

[livejournal.com profile] waider, this is your fault, isn't it?

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