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supermodel superpowers: Caprice Bourret
Nov. 16th, 2005 01:01 pmshe's a beautiful cyborg who lusts for battle -- and devours the flesh of her enemies. ( pic behind the cut )
supermodel superpowers: Kate Moss
Nov. 16th, 2005 12:39 pmwith her incredible shrinking powers, she does reconaissance where no one else can go! there's just one catch: her clothes don't shrink with her... ( pic behind the cut )
supermodel superpowers: Brooke Burke
Nov. 16th, 2005 12:30 pmshe is seen here in her super-identity as Miss Fire. ( pic behind the cut )
supermodel superpowers: Vanessa Lorenzo
Nov. 16th, 2005 12:18 pmby day, a mild-mannered supermodel. by night: Swamp Thing! ( pic behind the cut )
supermodel superpowers: Tyra Banks
Nov. 16th, 2005 12:15 pmwith her amazing chameleon powers, she can blend in with her surroundings... ( more... )
supermodel superpowers: Petra Nemcova
Nov. 16th, 2005 12:08 pmshe need not fear alligators, because there's no flesh on her to eat! ( pic behind the cut )
yes yes yes yes yes! and it's about goddamn time, too. awaken, O Mystic Eye of Agamotto! let the Dark One again feel your sting of Truth and Light!
i'm quite upset, however, that Iron Fist [1] and Power Man aren't going to be in the same movie. could there be a more perfect moment in pop culture for the beloved Heroes for Hire? i don't think so! i mean, you've got the 70s angle, the blaxploitation angle, the kung fu angle, the superhero angle, the buddy angle... it's got everything, baby!
i'm telling you, Hollywood needs me.
[1] on the up side, once the movie is out, my joke about "iron tits: unlike two things of iron!" will be funny again for about five minutes.
i'm quite upset, however, that Iron Fist [1] and Power Man aren't going to be in the same movie. could there be a more perfect moment in pop culture for the beloved Heroes for Hire? i don't think so! i mean, you've got the 70s angle, the blaxploitation angle, the kung fu angle, the superhero angle, the buddy angle... it's got everything, baby!
i'm telling you, Hollywood needs me.
[1] on the up side, once the movie is out, my joke about "iron tits: unlike two things of iron!" will be funny again for about five minutes.
