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yes yes yes yes yes! and it's about goddamn time, too. awaken, O Mystic Eye of Agamotto! let the Dark One again feel your sting of Truth and Light!
i'm quite upset, however, that Iron Fist [1] and Power Man aren't going to be in the same movie. could there be a more perfect moment in pop culture for the beloved Heroes for Hire? i don't think so! i mean, you've got the 70s angle, the blaxploitation angle, the kung fu angle, the superhero angle, the buddy angle... it's got everything, baby!
i'm telling you, Hollywood needs me.
[1] on the up side, once the movie is out, my joke about "iron tits: unlike two things of iron!" will be funny again for about five minutes.
i'm quite upset, however, that Iron Fist [1] and Power Man aren't going to be in the same movie. could there be a more perfect moment in pop culture for the beloved Heroes for Hire? i don't think so! i mean, you've got the 70s angle, the blaxploitation angle, the kung fu angle, the superhero angle, the buddy angle... it's got everything, baby!
i'm telling you, Hollywood needs me.
[1] on the up side, once the movie is out, my joke about "iron tits: unlike two things of iron!" will be funny again for about five minutes.
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Date: 2005-07-14 10:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-15 12:28 am (UTC)My favorite part was when Iron Fist was being interrogated by a jerk cop and he killed a fly by kicking at it several times and then catching it by the wings just inches in front of the cop's face. "Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?" Kick. Kick. Grab. "Here's your fly, officer." Oooooo, burn.
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Date: 2005-07-15 07:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-15 08:16 pm (UTC)No chance we'll get the Silver Dagger/Alice In Wonderland story, I suppose? Because using stories from the actual comics themselves is just declasse.
Here's hoping they don't cast Clooney-with-a-mustache.
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Date: 2005-07-20 02:21 am (UTC)I have this memory of an issue where Luke hooks up with some magical-power-havin' character and he says "Turn that building into gold." And the guy does it. And the building collapes under it's own weight. And then Iron Fist starts giving Luke shit because Nixon moved the U.S. off the gold standard and oh by the way you just broke a building, Mr. Greedypants.
They had great chemistry. Would be better together, but at least they're getting made. Hope they don't suck.