it's been almost two years since i posted this, but it bears repeating:

flong, 'flo[ng], 1: n., forwarded funny/political/"interesting" email sent by one person to a long, often predefined list of recipients, usually friends. 2: v., to send such an email. also flonged, flonging, flonger. First used in talk.bizarre by zadcat circa 1999.

i still don't like bananas

remember the other day, when i wrote a summary for an imaginary Sci-Fi Channel movie called "Time Flies"?

the lovely, talented, and naturally blonde Tony Elwood made up a poster for it.



we love our Tony.

jesus jumping christ on a pogo stick

what the fuck? i simply cannot understand how any American can continue to support this President. it's beyond my comprehension. it sickens me the way this administration flagrantly violates international law and then declares itself above it when challenged.

hasn't it occurred to them that this claim essentially invalidates the Geneva Conventions; any president or prime minister can make the same call now, and when they start torturing Americans, we will have absolutely no right to squawk about it.

well, not until the Bush Regime invents one, anyway.

pfui.

internal dialogue

"boy, you're not too smart, eating spicy flavor ramen at 11:30pm. if you were any kind of rocket scientist, you wouldn't do that. no, wait. a rocket scientist would do that. oh my god! i am a rocket scientist!"