in case you were wondering...

i hate "ranch". ranch dressing, ranch dip, ranch chips, ranch everything. and ranch dressing instead of tomato sauce on pizza? that's just wrong wrong wrongity wrong. ranch pasta? an abomination.

what the fuck does goopy sour cream salad dressing have to do with ranches anyway?

ranch. ugh.

advice from bay area types

i've never been to see the fireworks in SF (once i went to the music festival but fled before the fireworks started), and this year i want to go. can anyone recommend a good viewing spot that isn't going to be insanely crowded? i don't mind standing out in the cold, i just can't stand crowds.

alternately, is there a sufficiently good show anywhere else in the bay area that i might catch? pacifica hasn't got one of its own, although there's usually a lot of illegal fireworks shooting up from all over town. if i can't come up with a good way to go out for a show, people are welcome to come view the homebrewed show from my balcony and help me use up the remaining boxes of sparklers from the case i bought almost eight years ago now on a whim while driving through Wyoming.

important note

my new glasses are sexy. they even look good when i'm naked.

yes, i will try to get pictures soon.

no, they will not be naked pictures.