from SFGate's
Daily Dish:
BANA TO BECOME NEXT BOND?
Australian actor Eric Bana reportedly is set to be the next James Bond -- beating Jude Law, Orlando Bloom and Heath Ledger for the part of the British spy.
The "The Hulk" star, 35, is still in negotiations with movie bosses to take over the coveted role from Pierce Brosnan in the next installment, which sees 007 on a mission to save the world from a killer virus.
A source says, "Eric is the guy they want but he has a reputation for being demanding.
"They want to modernize Bond and turn him into a youthful, suave and modern hero to compete with the likes of "Spider-Man" and Keanu (Reeves) in 'The Matrix.'
Bana is married to TV publicist Rebecca Gleeson and they have two children together -- Klaus, 5, and Sophia, 2.
*pounds head repeatedly against monitor*
i'm not sure which is worse -- that they want to "turn him into a youthful, suave and modern hero," or that they're talking to Eric Bana about the role. i mean, my ass hair acts better than Eric Bana. shit, i wouldn't even have approved of Orlando Bloom in the part -- he's just too young and too pretty. but Eric "I'm not even a convincing Bruce Banner" Bana?
kill me now. i can't bear the pain of it.
addendum: where did this Bana guy come from anyway? i'd never even heard of him before Hulk, then suddenly he's co-starring with Brad Pitt and the next thing i know he's in talks to play Bond. and yet, he already has a rep for being demanding? i'm thinkin', this guy must have blown somebody important.
P.S. and his
ears fucking stick out. 007 does
not have ears that stick out.