a cat more evil than Iceberg Slim

Flight Scratched By Cat

now, what i want to know is why a cat scratch constitutes a flight-ending emergency. i mean, i once cut halfway through two of my fingers with a meat cleaver, but i finished up what i was cooking and hosted the dinner party anyway.

people are such... well... pussies.

in unrelated news, the President is still a drooling idiot.

things that are just wrong

today's special in the caf was bbq pork ribs. obviously i had to order them.

the bbq sauce is 'creamy'. god knows what they added to it to make it so. probably ranch dressing. ranch dressing is in fucking everything these days.

it's kind of gross. edible, but gross.

RIP Felicity

gooley's kitty Felicity died Saturday. as one might reasonably imagine, he's pretty depressed. i expect he'd appreciate notes of condolence. gooley at gator dot net, if you care to email.