hilarious editorial by a co-ed^H^H^H^Hcollege student who found a condom stuck to the wall in the shower and freaked the fuck out. quote:
yes, that's right, honey. the guy who threw his condom at the wall is a perpetrator. hey... maybe you should soak your head in bleach for a few days, just to be sure.
Screaming, I frantically shut the water off, grabbed my things and evacuated the premises. I then soaked my feet in bleach, amonia and other various household-cleaning products for the next several days.
What kind of world are we living in when a college student can't take a shower without being completely offended by a perpetrator whom she doesn't even know?
yes, that's right, honey. the guy who threw his condom at the wall is a perpetrator. hey... maybe you should soak your head in bleach for a few days, just to be sure.