i was robbed

you know, i had this really long angry whiny self-absorbed post all ready to go, but what it really comes down to is this: ( why the FUCK am i still single after eight years? )

craigslist follies: casual encounters

• voulez-vous coucher avec mon aubergine?
  
• Concerned Couple ISO non-stinky, non-fat chick
  
• ok, we've got the sexbots, where's my flying car?
  
• is that what they're calling it these days?
  
• NO REAR ADMIRALS PLEEEEEEEEEEASE THANKS
  

i gotta hook that last guy up with COMMANDER AND FREAK. i especially like that he's wearing torn underwear that's riding up his ass. HOTT!