a fetish even tongodeon has never heard of

post_secret is a wonderful thing. it's sometimes sad, sometimes funny, sometimes touching, sometimes stupid, and always thought-provoking. a lot of them have to do with sex in one way or another.

now, i'm no blushing ingenue when it comes to sex. i'm into some fairly strange stuff. i'm aware of hundreds, if not thousands, of things i'd never even dream of trying. i'm familiar with so many fetishes that i sometimes wonder if there's anything out there i haven't heard of yet (i mean, outside of japan).

surprise. (worksafe for all but the most paranoid.)

what can one possibly say but "what the fuck?"

high heel. gas pedal. vroom.

help me, kinkyweb

( cut tag for those who prefer to remain unaware of piercings below the neck. )

black monday

hersheys buys scharffen berger. chocolate snobs riot in the streets, eventually forcing the declaration of martial law across the US. the OPEC nations resolve to liberate us from cruel dictatorship so that we can once again vote freely for a democratically elected government and buy lots of oil. they enlist the help of russia, china, and north korea. the US government launches preemptive nuclear strikes. shortly thereafter, nukes begin to rain down on the US. all die. oh, the embarrassment.