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now, i'm no blushing ingenue when it comes to sex. i'm into some fairly strange stuff. i'm aware of hundreds, if not thousands, of things i'd never even dream of trying. i'm familiar with so many fetishes that i sometimes wonder if there's anything out there i haven't heard of yet (i mean, outside of japan).
surprise. (worksafe for all but the most paranoid.)
what can one possibly say but "what the fuck?"
high heel. gas pedal. vroom.