the worst joke i have ever made

talk.bizarre, may 30 1998:

so when Gallaudet's team is losing, do the fans say "it's not over till the fat lady signs?"

kill me now.

via the ever-alert scothen_krau

Bill O'Reilly, Historian

"MY people came from County Cavan in Ireland. All right? And the British Crown marched in there with their henchman, Oliver Cromwell, and they seized all of my ancestors' lands, everything. And they threw them into slavery, pretty much indentured servitude on the land. And then the land collapsed, all right? And everybody was starving in Ireland.

They had to leave the country, just as Africans had to leave -- African-Americans had to leave Africa and come over on a boat and try to make in the New World with nothing. Nothing. And succeeded, succeeded. As did Italians, as did -- and I'll submit to you, African-Americans are succeeding as well. So all of these things can be overcome I think, [caller]. Go ahead."

yes, he actually said this on his radio show.

i'm speechless. what the fuck is o'reilly smoking, and where can i get some?