woohoo, i'm Charles VI

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

highly amusing meme via dianec42.

worst. author. EVAR.

i no longer think my writing is too goofy to publish. however, i will continue to keep the world safe from it, unlike Sandra Hill, author of "Truly, Madly Viking."

Jorund Ericsson was on a quest to locate his missing brother when Thora, the mind-reading whale, found a way not only to communicate with Jorund but also a way to deliver him naked as the day he was born to the year 2000.

Claiming to be a Viking warrior, Jorund finds himself in a psychiatric hospital among the oddest assortment of lackwits he'd ever seen - and under the care of Dr. Maggie McBride. Now, in addition to his quest to locate his missing brother, Jorund must prove his sanity, contend with his growing attraction to Maggie, and get back to his own time where he belongs. But is his destiny in the year 998 AD or in Maggie McBride's 21st century arms?

for fuck's sake, a mind-reading, time-traveling whale? what the fuck?

check out some of her other books. compared to this crap, i'm fucking Dostoevsky.

be afraid. be very afraid.

you can't always get what you want

but you can do the [your name] needs meme, as seen in the lovely 2wanda's lj:

Google for "[your name] needs", and post the ones that amuse you (or that you want to post, for any other reason).

Meredith needs to be supervised in the classroom.
Meredith, that's not beef, that's veal!
Meredith needs to quit making herself look insignificant.
fine, no more minimizer bras for me!
Meredith Needs to Be Exposed!
that's going to cost you extra.
Meredith needs to rehearse for her outdoor gig.
don't let me forget the sunscreen.
Meredith needs to have a ring at the end of this journey.
yesss, my precioussss...
Meredith needs to keep evolving.
must...achieve...sentience...nnnngh!
Meredith needs to go through the stages of "dawning of realization," and "the questioning of the possibility, to herself " long before she ever will reach the stages of "knowledge," "acceptance" and "joy."
whoa, hang on, i'm still working on sentience here.
Little Meredith Needs Your Help.
i have always depended upon the kindness of strangers.
They will realize that lots of love is all Meredith needs.
awwwwwww.
meredith needs a hug.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Meredith Needs Toilet Paper.
uh...
Meredith needs to get her head out of her butt.
i guess that's what the toilet paper is for?
Meredith needs better hobbies.
i think we can all agree on that one.