weird news roundup

1. deer hit by car hits man who pulled over because he thought he hit a deer.
   
2. baggy pants: another of The Man's conspiracies?
   
3. Krazy Glue: $3.69. sixpack of Busch: $3.99. phone call: 10¢/minute. supergluing your ex-boyfriend's butt cheeks together: PRICELESS.
   
4. man dresses up as Belligerent Drunk Man for Halloween, actually becomes belligerent and drunk. police are called in when The Green Lantern is unable to subdue him.
   
5. demon accosts good samaritan helping vampire.
   
6. no, Virginia, there is no magic potion that turns white paper into $20 bills.
   
7. give up the goats: an Ohio boy with ADHD may lose his "helper animals" to zoning laws.
   
   
   and today's special bonus headgrabber:
   
8. juvenile jail chief forced out of job when his foot fetish is discovered. (authorities are still unable to produce the logic that went into the decision at this time.)

from the DUH files

Scientists: Sleepy Students Perform Worse

who knew?