weirdness roundup

• Bill O'Reilly calls for the bombing of San Francisco
  
• woman robs 4 banks while talking on cellphone
  
• new species of lemur named after John Cleese
  
• Jack White claims he's changing his name to "Three Quid" in honor of 50 Cent
  
• Shatner plans Star Trek prequel (er... Enterprise to Bill...)
  

addendum: Bobby Henderson, of Flying Spaghetti Monster fame, scored an $80k advance for The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. nice going, Bobby, but make sure you get a real job before the buzz dies down, because this is not going to be the beginning of a great media empire.