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from today's spam:

Watch your girlfriend closely dude!
If she's not cheating you with a shemale,
that's only because she haven't had a chance yet.
Most of the girls are bisexual and the only thing preventing them
from having more sexual contacts with other women
Is that they love dicks as well ....

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