these characters have the best pillow talk

He's a sarcastic psychic artist who has terrifying visions of future murders. She's a cynical, pistol-packing FBI agent on the trail of a twisted serial killer. They fight crime!

(no, it's not a real 'they fight crime' -- this really is the kind of crap i like to write.)

( fragments of poorly written sex scenes behind the cut )

don't complain that i left out the really dirty parts. i'm sure your imagination will do a much better job of filling them in than i could. writing good sex scenes is hard.