OK, really it's just a weird news day.

[mountain_laurel]

• Cleveland Indians pitcher shot in leg while riding on team bus in a cheerleader uniform
  
• Bear ransacks kitchen as paralyzed man lies in bed
  
• Man legally changes name to a pronoun
  
• Handspringing protester hurls herself into Nazi arms magnate heir's art
  
• Yet another rhyming judge
  
• Man in wheelchair robs bank, makes very slow getaway
  
• Mexican churches use Israeli counterintelligence technology to jam cellphones during services
  
• 60-year-old surfer unexpectedly catches a ride on a whale
  

Comments

[waider.livejournal.com]

Best. Post. Evar.

I'm not going to follow any of the links. It'd spoil the moment.

[the-steelmare.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....
How can I smuggle a few of those cell phone jammers into the US?
If we can smuggle in Canadian drugs for the common good, why can't we smuggle in those devices? We seem to be able to get everything else from Mexico.