weird news roundup

[mountain_laurel]

• animal welfare group condemns chicken choking toy.
  
• "Mr. Floatie" backs out of the Victoria, BC mayoral race because "I'm not a real person. I'm a big piece of poop."
  
• judge grants man's request to increase his 30-year sentence to 33 years in honor of Larry Bird.
  
• robber was struck five times by two vehicles, including his getaway car, and accidentally shot himself in the leg. (sign in as no@way.com -- no password required -- and thank bugmenot.)
  
• The Pennsylvania Game Commission asks anyone who has seen a deer with a pumpkin head to call 1-814-643-1831. newsflash! a wildlife conservation officer out looking for The Headless Deer discovered a bald eagle that died under mysterious circumstances. the unfortunate deer has not yet been apprehended.
  
• man in nazi uniform propositions undercover detective
  
• Idaho man brandishes gun, drops pants, and announces, "I am an American!" his attorney says "He had a mental incident."
  

Comments

[matrushkaka.livejournal.com]

I would like to state for the record that I had nothing to do with the deer.

[merde.livejournal.com]

i would definitely dress as a deer with a pumpkin on its head for halloween. except i'm afraid i'd be mistaken for a furry.