AMAZING!!!! discoveries

[mountain_laurel]

• Verbal abuse fucks you up
  
• Legislators shouldn't work drunk
  
• Civilization helps spread disease
  
• Lack of empathy makes for lousy doctors
  
• Lots of men are dicks
  
• Brits don't floss
  
• Lesbians like the smell of pussy
  
• Being lonely is stressful
  
• Treating depressed moms makes their kids less fucked up
  
• Happy people have fewer heart attacks

ah, fuck it. this is too easy.