OH MY FUCKING GOD
Jun. 25th, 2007 10:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mountain_laureli cannot fucking live in a state that has bugs that fucking big. oh FUCK. it's bad enough i just had an epic battle with a goddamn 2" long palmetto bug that was CRAWLING ON MY FUCKING CEILING (and my cats were TOTALLY FUCKING USELESS, the fat spoiled bastards), i still don't know how to deal with the WASPS that are building a fucking NEST on my fucking bean trellis.
why my neighbors didn't call the police just now i don't know, because it took me a good fifteen minutes of shrieking and cowering to kill that fucking palmetto bug. when the hell did i get to be this afraid of bugs? what is my fucking problem?
how the fuck am i supposed to sleep when i know there might be more of those THINGS lurking in my FUCKING APARTMENT? why the FUCK can i not have all my doors HERMETICALLY SEALED?
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK!
why my neighbors didn't call the police just now i don't know, because it took me a good fifteen minutes of shrieking and cowering to kill that fucking palmetto bug. when the hell did i get to be this afraid of bugs? what is my fucking problem?
how the fuck am i supposed to sleep when i know there might be more of those THINGS lurking in my FUCKING APARTMENT? why the FUCK can i not have all my doors HERMETICALLY SEALED?
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK!
