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there are few pleasures guiltier than watching one's ex-boss, who is possibly the worst actress evar, under an assumed name, star in a cheesy movie version of an even cheesier romance novel on a cable channel that specializes in "women's entertainment."

it's like a train wreck. i just can't look away.

addendum: nice nose job, Donna. it looks great!

Date: 2005-10-21 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-idragosa.livejournal.com
I found out one of the marketing people in my company was in an uber-cheesy martial arts flick... I found a VHS copy via Amazon but haven't had the courage yet to put it in...

Date: 2005-10-21 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merde.livejournal.com
oh god. don't tell me his name is Jerry.

Date: 2005-10-21 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-idragosa.livejournal.com
No, her name is Sunny.

Date: 2005-10-21 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inkerx.livejournal.com
Close second? Watching a high school girlfriend in an commercial for a local mountain casino. She's holding a giant check and jumping up and down like a spazzing game show contestant. "Ooh, I won! Oh GOODY I won!"

Holding the check forces her arms to bend inward, so it looks like she's doing the bunny hop or possibly she's a victim of thalidomide.

She needs to put that one in her clip video, 'cause that's a keeper.

Date: 2005-10-21 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littleamerica.livejournal.com
Um. What is "women's entertainment?"

"Men's entertainment" usually means something more appropriate for adolescent boys. Does women's entertainment involve unicorns and flowing filmy gowns?

Date: 2005-10-21 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merde.livejournal.com
apparently, it's shows about shopping, reruns of Oprah, and incredibly bad cable movies based on Harlequin romances. none of these things interest me, mind you, but that's what's on the cable channels aimed at women, so apparently that's what we like.

only WE (that's for Women's Entertainment") could make a movie about a bounty hunter boring and wimpy. give me Rutger Hauer any day.

Date: 2005-10-23 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madbodger.livejournal.com
Oh, that's better than the movie your mother's crazy ex-roommate wrote. Then again,
what isn't?

Date: 2005-10-24 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merde.livejournal.com
beebee... BEEBEE...

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