dude, you smell like a Hummer

[mountain_laurel]

Mark Morford skewers Hummer cologne, bitch-slapping numerous celebrity fragrances along the way. this is Morford at his vitriolic best, people. you MUST read it. it is a rant of beauty.

[...] All of which might make you say, wait, what? Hummer? Hummer as in those obnoxious pseudo-trucks driven mostly by giddy baseball-hatted troglodytes and their timorous wives who wouldn't know a subtle, classy vehicle if they crushed it under their enormous knobby tires? Hummer the bloated poster child for everything that's wrong with America's attitude toward life and the planet and the environment plus they're just ungodly ugly and by the way if you haven't visited FUH2.com by now you really, really should? That Hummer?

Why, yes. Exactly that Hummer. What's more, the product line extends beyond the two branded colognes into a nice Hummer underarm deodorant. Because nothing says "armpit freshness" like a massive SUV with the aesthetics of a brick on steroids. [...]

Comments

[haineux.livejournal.com]

There's Hummer footwear.

It is actually somewhat affordable, and only some of it has a huge H2 logo on it.

Some of it is made of Himalayan Yak Leather, though.

http://nashvilleboots.com/hummer_m1_220_prd1.htm

[rizbone.livejournal.com]

And of course Ads by Google puts Humvee ads at the bottom of the article.

[merde.livejournal.com]

oh, that doesn't even register on my iron-o-meter. this does: http://www.merde.org/misc/irony.gif

and while we're here, this was amusing: http://www.merde.org/misc/Clip1.jpg