don't these scientists read Dorothy Parker?

[mountain_laurel]

a study finds that women who drink moderately score higher on cognitive ability tests than women who don't drink at all. no difference was observed in men in the same study.

which just goes to show that nothing you can do will make a man any smarter.

(oh, come on, how could i possibly resist a straight line like that? come on, have a drink. imaginary rounds are on me.)

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[sysd.livejournal.com]

But drink enough, and he'll *seem* smarter. Sexier, too!

Next round's on ME!

[merde.livejournal.com]

woohoo! free beer!